i think i'm funnier than i actually am

thecutestofthecute:

crowley-for-king:

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

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(via hemmophernelia)

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6 hours ago

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via heliolisk)

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6 hours ago
devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time

(Source: lisafrankocean, via bewbin)

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173482
Posted
6 hours ago

flamingoflaminstop:

when you like and reblog your own selfie

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(Source: slihgtlydyslexic, via famousest)

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50484
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6 hours ago
chekhov:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!


Yo I would’ve fucked joe biden

chekhov:

shebegb:

Oh, Mr. Biden!

Yo I would’ve fucked joe biden

(via magicconchshell)

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6427
Posted
6 hours ago

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

(via motivational-snail)

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192491
Posted
7 hours ago

zftw:

there’s only one way i want to end this year and that’s drunk 

(via famousest)

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7 hours ago
tatersinthebuilding:


This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

tatersinthebuilding:

This was one of the greatest moments in television history.

(via trust)

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264245
Posted
7 hours ago

reshiham:

yifflord:

reshiham:

why cant your nose be 12 inches long?

because then it’ll be a foot

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(Source: greatjaggi, via phobias)

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481652
Posted
7 hours ago

me when i know but idk (via bootytbh)

(Source: bageutte, via sweetxlorraine)

i know but idk
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Posted
7 hours ago
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