i think i'm funnier than i actually am
my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

my-apollo-bars:

in case any of you wanted to know how gay sex works

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6 hours ago

graystripe:

once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year 

(via guy-with-an-iphone)

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6 hours ago

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via lohanthony)

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6 hours ago
lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

lolbatty:

i literally cannot decide if this is negative propaganda or not lol

(Source: chabeonsky, via cutechute)

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6 hours ago
thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

(Source: superbestiario, via yongmuney)

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6 hours ago

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via cutechute)

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8 hours ago
theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

theselener:

i realized that i had all 3 of these tabs open and i had to take a moment to reflect on my life

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via cutechute)

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8 hours ago
notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via cutechute)

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8 hours ago

bussykiller:

kingorb:

avocados are fucking disgusting 

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(via virginsacrificer)

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8 hours ago

mirahxox:

My decision to watch all 16 minutes of this was a good one.

(via hi)

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8 hours ago
lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

lucydiam0nd:

God bless old people on the Internet. 

(via zackisontumblr)

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8 hours ago
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